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                                     funny sms                                                              1. Pathan Ki Beti Hui
Pathan Ki Beti Hui..

Bivi Boli: 
Khan Ji, Jab Ye Bari Ho Gi 
To Larky Is Ko Cheden Gy..

Pathan: Bas Hum Ny Soch Liya Hai, 

Hum Iska Naam "BAJI" Rakhy Ga.. ;-)

Hahahha

2.    Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai, 
Kiya Koi Khas Masala Dala Hai.??

Bivi: Aaj Murgi Thori Si Jal Gai Thi To 
Us Ko "Burnol" Laga Diya.. ;-)

Hahhaha 

3.Bivi: Ary Sunty Ho, Namak Khatam Ho Gaya Hai, 

Ab Daal Me Kiya Dalun.??

Shoher: Kabhi Dimagh Ka Bhi Istemal Ker Liya Kero, 
Ghar Me "Colgate Salt" Para Hua Hai, 
Wohi Daal Do, Us Me Namak Hai.. ;-)

Hahhaha

4.Pathan K Bhai K Sir Per Machar Betha Tha..

Pathan Ny Dandy Se Machar Mara To Us Ka Bhai Bhi Mar Gaya..

Baap: Ye Tum Ny Kiya Kiya.?

Pathan: Abba, Dushmani Me Aisa Chalta Rehta Hai, 
Ek Un Ka Gaya Aur Ek Hamara.. ;-)

Hahhaha

5.Paunjabi Ka Bacha Bohat Ro Raha Tha..

Baap Bola: 
Chup Ker Ja, Sher de Bachay Rondy nai..

Bacha Foran Bola: 
Abba, Sher de Bachay School v nai Jandy.. ;-)

Hahhaha

6.Sardar Dost Se: 

Bara Dukh Hua Teri Bivi Ki Moat Ka Sun Ker. 
Wese Hua Kiya THa.??

Dost: Mathy Per Goli Lagi Thi..

Sardar: Shuker Kero K Aankh Pe Nahi Lagi, 
Warna To Aankh Hi Phoot Jati.. ;-)

Hhahahaha

7.Admi: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

Malik: 70,000 Ka..

Admi Heran Ho Ker:
"Touch Screen Wala Hai Kiya.??" ;-) :-D

Hhahaha

8.  Pathan Train K Washroom Me Gaya.. 

Wapas Aya To Bivi Ny Pucha: 
"Aap Ka Pajama Q Geela Hai.?"

Pathan Bola: 
Wahan Likha THa, 
"Jism Ka Koi Bhi Hissa Bahar Na Nikalen" 
To Phir Mujhy Aise Hi Kerni Pari.. :-(

Hahhaha ;-)

9.Sardar To Boss: 

Sir Aap Apni Bivi Ko Parties Me Q Nahi Le Jaty.??

Boss: Q K Wo Gaaun Ki Hai.

Sardar: Oh. Sorry Boss, 
Me Samjha Wo Sirf Aap Ki Bivi Hen.. ;-) ;-p

Hahhaha

10.Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Pappu Lawn Ki Mitti Khod Raha Hai..
Us Ny Apni Bivi Se Pucha: 
"Ye Mitti Q Khod Raha Hai.?"

Bivi Boli: 
Subha Aap Hi To Keh Ker Gaye Thy K 
Is Ny Fail Ho Ker Mera Naam 
Mitti Me Mila Diya Hai, 
Ab Ye Aap Ka Naam Dhoond Raha Hai.. ;-) :-D

Hhahaha

                       bewafa sms



1.Dil Na Aye

• ..Mout Aa Jaye..
  
  
  .=.Mgr DiL Na
  Aaye Kisi Par.=.
  
  Aye Khuda..!

2.Tere Hisse ka Waqt

• Meaningful Shaiyri..
  .
  .
  Tujhse Ab Koi Vaasta to Nahi hai,
  Magar..
  .
  Tere Hisse ka Waqt Aaj Bhi Tanha hi
  Guzarta Hai..

3.Doob jane do

• Mujhe kisi k Tasawur me Doob jane do..
  Bahut nahi thoda sa hi Jal jane do..
  .
  Me janta hun Muhabbat nahi Usy mujse..
  Magar Me Khush hun mujh ko Fareb khane do..
  .
  Me bhul jaun usko ye to ho nahi sakta..
  Wo Bhulta hai mujhe to Bhul jane do..
  .
  Meri Wafain kal Usy Bohut rulaengi..
  Meri Wafa pe Usy aaj Muskurane do..!!

4.Ek Larki Mujhe

• Ek Larki Mujhe Gham Or Aansoo De Gayi,
  Jab Khuch De Na Saki To Ruswayi De Gayi
  .
  Meri Zindagi Se Jate Huye Nishani K Tor Per,
  Kitni Mohabbat Se Mujhe Tanhayi De Gayi..!

5.Kon Kehta Hai

• Wo
  Aati
  hai
  mere
  kabr
  pe
  apne
  aashiq
  k
  saath..
  .
  Kon
  khta
  hai
  dafnane
  k
  baad
  jalaya
  nahi
  jata..!!

6.Meri Yaad Bhulai Hogi

• Badi Mehnat Se Meri Yaad Bhulai Hogi,,
  
  Meri Mohabbat Ki Hasti B Mitai Hogi,,
  
  La Tere Pairon Pe Marham Laga Dun,,
  
  Mere Dil Ko Thokar Marne Se Chot Aayi Hogi..!!

7.Bas Koi Aisa Tha

• Chorr Jany Ka Koi Dukh Nahi,,
  
  Bas Koi Aisa Tha Jis Se
  Ye Umeed Na Thi..!

8.Itna Sukoon Mila

• Iski Mohabbaton Ka Ab Kiya Zikr Kerun,,
  ,
  Itna Sukoon Mila K Aziyyat Se mar Gai..!

9.Kisi BeWafa Ko

• Aaj Nam Dekha Jab Aasman Ko,
  
  Dil De Raha Tha Bad'Dua Phir Kisi BeWafa Ko..!

10.Khafa Ho Gaye

• Apnapan Sikha Kar Juda Ho Gaye..
  Na Socha Na Samjha Khafa Ho Gaye..
  .
  Dunia Me Ek Baar Kisi Ko Humne Apna Kaha..
  Wo Bhi Sab Ki Tarah Bewafa Ho Gaye..!

11.Wo Piyar Kerny Wala

• Wo Piyar Ka Saboot Dikhaya
  Karta Tha,
  Aansu Baha Kr Hamen Manaya
  Karta Tha,
  Ye Zindagi Sirf Tum Se
  Wabasta Hy.
  Aksar Ye Baat Hamen Bataya
  Karta Tha,
  Us Ki Baton Me Kuch Aisa
  Asar Tha,
  Me Barish K Bina Hi Bheeg
  Jaya Karta Tha,
  Sone Ki Fursat Kisy Thi.
  Wo Hamen Sari Raat Jagaya
  Karta Tha,
  Becheni Jb Had Se Barh Jati
  Thi,
  Wo Jee Bhar K Gale Lagaya
  Karta Tha.
  Wo Itni Muhabbat Karne Wala
  Badal Gaya,
  Jo Her Baat Par Meri Qasam
  Khaya Karta Tha..!!

12.Gham

• Iska Gham Nahi Ki Tu Meri Na Ho Saki,
  ,
  Meri Mohabbat Me Mera Sahara Na Ban Saki,
  ,
  Gham To Iska Bhi Nahi K Sukoon Dil Ka Lut Gaya,
  ,
  Gham To Iska Hai K Mohabbat Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya..!

13.Malum Nahi

• Kya GAM He Kya KHUSi
  MaLum Nhi
  .
  Wo Apna Hai Ki AJNABi
  MaLum Nhi,
  .
  Jiske Bina Ek PaL Nhi
  GUZARTA
  .
  KaiSe Guzregi ZiNDAGi
  MaLum Nhi.!

14.Hum Pagal Chand Ko

• Hum Pagal Chand Ko Pany Chaly Thy,
  Humain Kia KhabR Thi Khud Ko Rulany Chaly Thy,
  .
  Ab To Daman Ma Bs Yadain Hi Pari Han,
  Baawafa Ho Kr B Bewafa Kehlwany Chalay Thy,
  .
  Humain Thukra Kr Rota To Wo B Hoga,
  Jis Sy Hm Sachi Mohbt Nibhany Chlay Thy,
  .
  Ab Jo Khuwab Tootay Han To Ye Ehsas HUa,
  Hm Samandar Kinary Mehal Bnany Chalay thy,
  .
  Dil Dukhaya Ha Tm Ny Pr Sada Khush Rho SAQI,
  Hm TEri Rahon Ma Phool Bechany Chlay Thy..!

15.Tanhai Milti Hai

• Sab K Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai Milti Hai,
  
  Yaadon M Bhi Gham Ki Parchai Milti Hai,
  
  Jitni Bhi Dua Karte Hen Kisi Ko pane Ki,
  
  Utni Hi Jyada Unse Bewafai Milti Hai..!

16.Chala Gaya

• Na Hath Thaam Saky Na Pakar Saky Us Ka Daman,,
  
  "Dost"
  
  Bohat Khamoshi Se Chala Gaya Koi Zindgi Me Aaker..!

17.Me Toot Phoot Gaya

• Me Toot Phoot Gaya
  Jis K Hath Se Gir Kar,,
  
  * DOSt *
  
  Mujhy YaQeen Hai Kabhi Samety Ga,
  Mujhy Wo Paaglon Ki Tarha..!

18.A SAD LOVE STORY

• A SAD LOVE STORY..
  
  Fark sirf itna sa hai.
  Uski barat gayi,
  Iska janaja utha.
  Phool uspar bhi the,
  Phool ispar bhi the.
  Mehfil vaha bhi thi,
  Log yaha bhi the.
  Unka Hasna wahan,
  Inka Rona yahan.
  Saheliyan uski bhi thi,
  Dost iske bhi the.
  Qazi udhar bhi tha,
  Maulvi idhar bhi tha.
  Woh Saj ke gayi,
  Isay Sajaya gaya.
  Woh Uth ke gayi,
  Ise Uthaya gaya.
  Fark sirf itna sa hai.
  Usay APNAYA gaya,
  Aur,
  Isay DAFNAYA gaya..!

19.Aitbaar Na Karte

• Agar Jaante Raah-e-Waffa Par
  Saath Na Doge..
  To
  Hum Tere Waadon Pe Kabi
  Aitbaar Na Karte..
  
  Agar Waaqif Hote Teri
  Bewafaai Se..
  To
  Bhoole Se Bhi Tumse Kabi
  Pyar Na Karte..!

20.Bohat Yaad Kiya

• Aaj Ruthay huway Sajan ko Bohat Yaad Kiya
  ,
  Apnay ujray huway gulshan ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Jab kabhi gardish-e-taqdeer nay ghera hai hamein
  ,
  Gaisuay yaar ki uljhan ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Shama ki joot pey jaltay huway parwano nay
  ,
  Ek teray shula-e-daman ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Jis k mathay pey nae subah ka jhoomar ho ga
  ,
  Hum nay us waqt ki dulhan ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Aaj totay huway seeno ki bohat yaad aei
  ,
  Aaj beetay huway sawan ko bohat yaad kiya..!

21.Wo Milenge To Un Se Poochenge

• Wo Milenge To Un Se Poochenge
  
  "Aman",
  
  Kis Kis Ko Aabaad Kiya Humen Barbaad Kar K..!

22.Anjaan

• Bohat Qareeb Sy Anjaan Ban k Guzra Hai
  .
  .
  Wo Jo Kabhi Bohat Dooor Se Pehchan Liya Karta Tha..!

23.Bewafa Tujh Par Aitbaar Na Hua Hota

• Acha Hota Jo Aapse Pyar Na Hua Hota,
  Chain Se Rehte Ham Jo Aapka Didar Na Hua Hota,
  Hum Kabke Puhnch Chuke Hote Apni Manzil Par,
  Agar Bewafa Tujh Par Aitbaar Na Hua Hota.

24.Yaqeen

• Tum ne uss waqt Bewafayi ki
• Yaqeen jab akhri Mukaam pr tha.

25.Aag Bujhany K Liye Aa

• Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,
  
  Palbhar Aankh Milane Ke Liye Aa,
  
  Aa Dekh Nazdik Se Mere Jalne Ka Tamasha,
  
  Kab Tujhe Kaha K Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Aa..!

26.Ab Salam Tak Nahi

• Hasrat Bhari Nigahon ko Aaraam Tak Nahi,
  Wo Yun Badal Gaya k Ab Salam Tak Nahi,
  Jis ki Tallab Mein zindagi Apni Guzaar Di,
  Us Be-Wafa k Lab Pe Mera Naam Tak Nahi
  Jo Keh Gaye Thay Shaam ko Baithenge Aaj Phir
  Kuch Saal Ho Gaye koi Paighaam Tak Nahi
  Be-Ikhtiyar Uthtay Hain Mere Qadam Udhar,
  Haalanke us Gali Mein Mujhe kaam Tak Nahi.
  
  For Someone Special

27.Fitrat Ho Gai

• Gairon par Merne ki Unki Fitrat ho gayi,
  
  Hamari Mohabbat Unki Shikayat ho gai,
  
  Sari Duniya ko Chahte hen Wo Apnana,
  
  Bus Ek Mere hi Naam se Unhen Nafrat ho gai..!
  
  For U

28.Mere Baad

• Me Mar Jaun To
  Dil Nikal Ker
  Us ko De Aana,
  "Dost"
  
  Me Nahi Chahta Mere Baad
  Wo Kisi Aur K Dil Se Khelay..!

29.Ronaq

Zindagi Me Ronaq Teri Yaadon se Hai,,

Jaan...!

Is Liye Apni Nahi Teri Zindagi Ki Dua Kerty Hen..!!

30.Nazar Jab Hum Na Aaen Gy

• Nazar-Andaz Kerty Ho,
  Lo Hat Jaty Hen Nazron Se,,
  
  Inhi Nazron Se Dhundo Gy,
  Nazar Jab Hum Na Aaen Gy..!

31.Humsafar Tha Wo

• Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Ek Lamha Sabar Nahi,
  .
  Shayed Ke Usko Ab Meri Kadar Nahi,
  .
  Har Safar Me Mera Kabi Humsafar Tha Wo..
  .
  Ab Safar To Hai Magar Wo Humsafar Nahi..!

32.Humsafar Tha Wo

• Dil Ki Dharkano Ko Ek Lamha Sabar Nahi,
  .
  Shayed Ke Usko Ab Meri Kadar Nahi,
  .
  Har Safar Me Mera Kabi Humsafar Tha Wo..
  .
  Ab Safar To Hai Magar Wo Humsafar Nahi..!

33.Gham

• Iska Gham Nahi Ki Tu Meri Na Ho Saki,
  ,
  Meri Mohabbat Me Mera Sahara Na Ban Saki,
  ,
  Gham To Iska Bhi Nahi K Sukoon Dil Ka Lut Gaya,
  ,
  Gham To Iska Hai K Mohabbat Se Bharosa Hi Uth Gaya..!

34.Malum Nahi

• Kya GAM He Kya KHUSi
  MaLum Nhi
  .
  Wo Apna Hai Ki AJNABi
  MaLum Nhi,
  .
  Jiske Bina Ek PaL Nhi
  GUZARTA
  .
  KaiSe Guzregi ZiNDAGi
  MaLum Nhi.!

35.Hum Pagal Chand Ko

• Hum Pagal Chand Ko Pany Chaly Thy,
  Humain Kia KhabR Thi Khud Ko Rulany Chaly Thy,
  .
  Ab To Daman Ma Bs Yadain Hi Pari Han,
  Baawafa Ho Kr B Bewafa Kehlwany Chalay Thy,
  .
  Humain Thukra Kr Rota To Wo B Hoga,
  Jis Sy Hm Sachi Mohbt Nibhany Chlay Thy,
  .
  Ab Jo Khuwab Tootay Han To Ye Ehsas HUa,
  Hm Samandar Kinary Mehal Bnany Chalay thy,
  .
  Dil Dukhaya Ha Tm Ny Pr Sada Khush Rho SAQI,
  Hm TEri Rahon Ma Phool Bechany Chlay Thy..!

36.Tanhai Milti Hai

• Sab K Hote Hue Bhi Tanhai Milti Hai,
  
  Yaadon M Bhi Gham Ki Parchai Milti Hai,
  
  Jitni Bhi Dua Karte Hen Kisi Ko pane Ki,
  
  Utni Hi Jyada Unse Bewafai Milti Hai..!

37.Chala Gaya

• Na Hath Thaam Saky Na Pakar Saky Us Ka Daman,,
  
  "Dost"
  
  Bohat Khamoshi Se Chala Gaya Koi Zindgi Me Aaker..!

38.Me Toot Phoot Gaya

• Me Toot Phoot Gaya
  Jis K Hath Se Gir Kar,,
  
  * DOSt *
  
  Mujhy YaQeen Hai Kabhi Samety Ga,
  Mujhy Wo Paaglon Ki Tarha..!

39.

A SAD LOVE STORY
• A SAD LOVE STORY..
  
  Fark sirf itna sa hai.
  Uski barat gayi,
  Iska janaja utha.
  Phool uspar bhi the,
  Phool ispar bhi the.
  Mehfil vaha bhi thi,
  Log yaha bhi the.
  Unka Hasna wahan,
  Inka Rona yahan.
  Saheliyan uski bhi thi,
  Dost iske bhi the.
  Qazi udhar bhi tha,
  Maulvi idhar bhi tha.
  Woh Saj ke gayi,
  Isay Sajaya gaya.
  Woh Uth ke gayi,
  Ise Uthaya gaya.
  Fark sirf itna sa hai.
  Usay APNAYA gaya,
  Aur,
  Isay DAFNAYA gaya..!

40.Aitbaar Na Karte

• Agar Jaante Raah-e-Waffa Par
  Saath Na Doge..
  To
  Hum Tere Waadon Pe Kabi
  Aitbaar Na Karte..
  
  Agar Waaqif Hote Teri
  Bewafaai Se..
  To
  Bhoole Se Bhi Tumse Kabi
  Pyar Na Karte..!

41.

Bohat Yaad Kiya
• Aaj Ruthay huway Sajan ko Bohat Yaad Kiya
  ,
  Apnay ujray huway gulshan ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Jab kabhi gardish-e-taqdeer nay ghera hai hamein
  ,
  Gaisuay yaar ki uljhan ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Shama ki joot pey jaltay huway parwano nay
  ,
  Ek teray shula-e-daman ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Jis k mathay pey nae subah ka jhoomar ho ga
  ,
  Hum nay us waqt ki dulhan ko bohat yaad kiya
  ,
  Aaj totay huway seeno ki bohat yaad aei
  ,
  Aaj beetay huway sawan ko bohat yaad kiya..!

42.Wo Milenge To Un Se Poochenge

• Wo Milenge To Un Se Poochenge
  
  "Aman",
  
  Kis Kis Ko Aabaad Kiya Humen Barbaad Kar K..!

43.Anjaan

• Bohat Qareeb Sy Anjaan Ban k Guzra Hai
  .
  .
  Wo Jo Kabhi Bohat Dooor Se Pehchan Liya Karta Tha..!

44.Bewafa Tujh Par Aitbaar Na Hua Hota

• Acha Hota Jo Aapse Pyar Na Hua Hota,
  Chain Se Rehte Ham Jo Aapka Didar Na Hua Hota,
  Hum Kabke Puhnch Chuke Hote Apni Manzil Par,
  Agar Bewafa Tujh Par Aitbaar Na Hua Hota.

45.Yaqeen

• Tum ne uss waqt Bewafayi ki,
  Yaqeen jab akhri Mukaam pr tha.

46.

Aag Bujhany K Liye Aa
• Ujde Dil Ko Basane Ke Liye Aa,
  
  Palbhar Aankh Milane Ke Liye Aa,
  
  Aa Dekh Nazdik Se Mere Jalne Ka Tamasha,
  
  Kab Tujhe Kaha K Aag Bujhane Ke Liye Aa..!